The New

B2B

(Bagels 2 Business)

After a decade as a 1M+ quota carrying sales rep, Peter now rolls artisan bagels to enable professionals to show up as humans in every interaction.

Send a Bagel Box

If you make a prospect smile, they are 87% more likely to make a decision.

Gartner, Forrester & McKinsey (probably.)

* We don’t really have a bagelitics department, but we hear from our professional customers that bagels made the difference: a key meeting, won deal, or renewal. In all cases, it started with a smile.

Portland Local?

Cater your next team meeting, open house, or Illuminati party.

Catered PDX Bagel Party

from $88.00

Bagel Party! — Oven Fresh Catering. Choose two or three dozen bagels depending on your groups size.

The Salon (≈ 10-19 people)

2 dozen oven-fresh bagels
2 mason jars cream cheese (plain & scallion)
Delivered + prepared to serve.

$88

The Symposium (≈ 20-30 people)

3 dozen oven-fresh bagels
3 mason jars cream cheese (2 plain & 1 scallion; feel free to switch)
Delivered + prepared to serve.

$118

Variations:

AI Can’t Roll Bagels (Yet.)

Mail Prospects Bagels With a Custom Printed Note To Advance a Next Step

The Prospector

$30.00

2 bagels, vac-packed and sent to your marquee prospect with a custom note. A turnkey approach to creating a strong first impression and booking a meeting. Can be sent to a prospect’s home or office.

Use our BagelTheory Typeform to collect prospect info:

https://form.typeform.com/to/zpy93umO

The Deal Avancer

$40.00

The template that inspired the business, and advanced a lot of deals! 4 artisan bagels, vac-packed and sent to your prospect. Includes customized, printed card to nudge a specific next step.

Use our BagelTheory Typeform to collect prospect info:

https://form.typeform.com/to/zpy93umO

The Client Whisperer

$50.00

6 artisan bagels, shipped to your glowing client. A way to help land a renewal convo, or maintain rapport with a high-value client. Includes a custom printed card, with your company logo, conveying your short message.

To help collect preferences and shipping info from your client, use our Typeform: https://form.typeform.com/to/zpy93umO

What’s in the box?

All bagel boxes come with 2, 4 or 6 vac-packed bagels and a custom 5x7 printed card.

Just email me your card details to begin processing: peter@bageltheory.net

Shipping Method
UPS 2nd Day Air

Turn Around
Shipped on Mondays, delivered <1 week.

Logo Placement
Box Exterior, Sticker

Delivery Address
Home or business. Typeform provided.

Quality starts with Oregon growers.

In order to showcase regional food, we strive to have top-quality bagels. All bagels are made with a 12-hr poolish (preferment) and a 22+hrs cold-proof to develop flavor. They are then boiled and baked in small batches.
We use sprouted barley malt syrup and local Oregon honey, not refined sugar. Complex sugars = complex flavor!
As much as possible, Bagel Theory sources its ingredients locally from the Willamette Valley of Oregon, a 150 mile long corridor of rich topsoil that dates back to the Missoula Floods.
We source from local growers because they have amazing flavor, not for any larger ideological reason. It feels good to know your pepper dealer is from Greenville Farms, in Forest Grove. That they have inside knowledge on new varietals of jalapeńo. That their obsession to quality has helped to raise a family.
Every week showcases a new flavor that moves with the seasons. While sourcing is local, passion for cuisine is global!
Past bagel flavors have included Duqqa (Egyptian spice blend), a Mediterranean bagel showcasing feta, za’atar, sun-dried tomatoes and spinach, ‘onion soup’ bagel in honor of Paris, and a green curry bagel inspired by the avalanche of flavor in Thai cuisine.