The New

B2B

(Bagels 2 Business)

After a decade as a 1M+ quota carrying sales rep, Peter now rolls artisan bagels to enable professionals to show up as humans in every interaction.

Send a Bagel Box

AI Can’t Roll Bagels (Yet.)

All Bagel Boxes Come With a Custom Printed Note To Advance a Next Step

The Prospector
$30.00
The Deal Avancer
$40.00
The Client Whisperer
$50.00

If you make a prospect smile, they are 87% more likely to make a decision.

Gartner, Forrester & McKinsey (probably.)

* We don’t really have a bagelitics department, but we hear from our professional customers that bagels made the difference: a key meeting, won deal, or renewal.

What’s in the box?

All bagel boxes come with 2, 4 or 6 vac-packed bagels and a custom 5x7 printed card.

Just email me your card details: peter@bageltheory.net

Shipping Method
UPS 2nd Day Air

Turn Around
Shipped on Mondays, delivered <1 week.

Logo Placement
Box Exterior, Sticker

Delivery Address
Home or business. Typeform provided.

Quality starts with Oregon growers.

  • In order to showcase regional food, we strive to have top-quality bagels. All bagels are made with a 12-hr poolish (preferment) and a 22+hrs cold-proof to develop flavor. They are then boiled and baked in small batches.

    We use sprouted barley malt syrup and local Oregon honey, not refined sugar. Complex sugars = complex flavor!

  • As much as possible, Bagel Theory sources its ingredients locally from the Willamette Valley of Oregon, a 150 mile long corridor of rich topsoil that dates back to the Missoula Floods.

    We source from local growers because they have amazing flavor, not for any larger ideological reason. It feels good to know your pepper dealer is from Greenville Farms, in Forest Grove. That they have inside knowledge on new varietals of jalapeńo. That their obsession to quality has helped to raise a family.

  • Every week showcases a new flavor that moves with the seasons. While sourcing is local, passion for cuisine is global!

    Past bagel flavors have included Duqqa (Egyptian spice blend), a Mediterranean bagel showcasing feta, za’atar, sun-dried tomatoes and spinach, ‘onion soup’ bagel in honor of Paris, and a green curry bagel inspired by the avalanche of flavor in Thai cuisine.

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