Every Theoretical starts with what's in season in the Willamette Valley, from growers we know by name — Kiyokawa Farms, Pablo Munoz Farms, and Winters Farms. Seasonal, local, and only around for a few weeks.
Bagel Catering (PDX)
Price:
$92.00
Order Size
Price:
$92.00
Looking to feed a group? Cater your next team meeting, open house, synagogue, or illuminati party with Bagel Theory.
Schedule in advance. Cream cheese, delivery, and setup included.
2 Dozen includes 2, 5.5 oz cc (1 plain & 1 scallion); 3 Dozen includes 4 5.5oz cc (2 plain, 2 scallion).
Gift a Box
Send breakfast that lands — with a note
Every box ships vac-packed with a printed note tucked inside — so it lands as an experience, not just breakfast.
Swipe the experience — the box, the unboxing, the note, the bagels →
Send one box
Add a name and a note — we print it, tuck it in, and ship it vac-packed anywhere on the West Coast.
For teams
Sending at scale?
We tailor the card to the moment, so every box does a job:
