Some ideas are worth eating.
BagelTheory
Portland Home Delivery
Hand-rolled in Portland. Vac-packed and dropped at your door the day we bake.
THIS MONTH ON THE BENCH
Four 2-packs. One delivery.
Bagels sell as 2-packs. Build to an 8-pack minimum to check out — one drop-off, one production week.
BUILD YOUR 8-PACK
Build your 8-pack.
Mix four 2-packs any way you want. One price regardless of mix.
Classics: Plain · Sesame · Everything · Salt & Peppa
May Theoretical: Miso Scallion · Strawberry Balsamic · Coffee Hazelnut
01 · PICK 4
Mix and match four 2-packs from Classics. Sub a Theoretical pack in if this month's flavor calls to you.
02 · PICK A WEEK
Delivery locks to a specific production week. Specialty bakes are weekly; classics run ongoing.
03 · ONE DROP-OFF
Vac-packed at the bakery. Dropped at your door the day of the bake.
THIS MONTH'S POSTER · PULLED FROM @BAGELTHEORY
Updated once a month on Instagram. One edit, both places.
DELIVERY ZONES
Delivering to a zone near you.
MAY · BAGEL CLUB
The Theoretical Menu.
WEEK 1 - May 1
Miso Scallion
Brown rice miso, 6-month aged
WEEK 2 - May 8
K-Town
Gochujang, Charred Onions, Furikake
WEEK 3 - May 15
Coffee Hazelnut
JVein Espresso (PDX), Sun Valley Hazelnuts, Brown Butter Glaze
Week 4 telegraphs next month — watch Instagram.
ALWAYS ON · BAKED WEEKLY
The Traditional Menu.
CLASSIC
Everything
CLASSIC
Sesame
CLASSIC
Salt & Pepper
CLASSIC
Plain
THE ARCHIVE
Uploading next month's IG poster auto-moves the current month into the archive.
FOR PROFESSIONALS
Bagels move deals. And meetings.
Send a Bagel Box.
Four hand-rolled bagels and a printed card. One box, one price ($45), one text field. Shipped west-coast-wide. AI can't roll bagels (yet.)
NOW SHIPPING TO
- Portland
- Seattle
- San Francisco
- Los Angeles
- Jackson Hole
Cater a Portland meeting.
Tuesday-Thursday. From $88 for 2 dozen + cream cheese. Real estate open houses, law-firm team lunches, sales kickoffs, Illuminati parties.
Book cateringCREAM CHEESE · INCLUDED WITH CATERING
Plain & Scallion, on the house.
All catering orders come with cream cheese: 2 tubs of plain for 24 bagels; 3 tubs for 36 bagels (includes a scallion tub). Add more if you like — extra tubs are $8 each.
House-whipped 8oz tubs. Catering & farmers-market pickup only — we don't ship or home-deliver cream cheese.
WHAT PORTLAND SAYS
From the doormat.
"Better than the bagels I grew up on in Brooklyn. Don’t tell my mom."
— Sarah, NE Portland
"My Sunday morning routine has a new constant. The Theoretical keeps me on my toes."
— Marcus, Mt Tabor
"The delivery is the whole trick. Warm, crusty, vac-packed — and on my porch before I’m caffeinated."
— Priya, SE Division
FROM THE BENCH
Fresh out of the oven.
MEET US IN PERSON
Catch the warm ones.
RockyButte Farmers Market
Sat · 9am–1pm
NE Siskiyou and, NE 80th Ave, Portland
Theoretical & traditional options; cream cheese.
RoseCity Food Trucks
8am-12:30pm
5235 NE Sandy Blvd, Portland
Theoretical & traditional options; cream cheese.
BEHIND THE BENCH
Tech Sales Turned Bageler
Peter Gunn spent a decade in Silicon Valley sales enablement before trading Salesforce for a stand mixer. Bagel Theory started as a personal need to scream I AM HUMAN to prospects and turn heads — it turned into Portland’s theoretical bakery.
Read Peter's story →