We honor the 400-year-old tradition of the bagel — hand-rolled, kettle-boiled, and cold-fermented for 48 hours — while exploring its theoretical edge with a new small-batch flavor every week.
Everything, Poppy, & SesameSesame & poppy, kettle-boiledGolden crust, 48-hour fermentOregon Honey Butter on SesameSalt and Peppa'Plain
Every Theoretical starts with what's in season in the Willamette Valley, from growers we know by name — Kiyokawa Farms, Pablo Munoz Farms, and Winters Farms. Seasonal, local, and only around for a few weeks.
Bagel Catering (PDX)
Price:
$110.00
Order Size
Style
Price:
$110.00
Looking to feed a group? Cater your next team meeting, open house, synagogue, or illuminati party with Bagel Theory.
Every catering order is a complete spread: an assortment of hand-rolled bagels, cream cheese, Oregon honey butter, a pickled onion garnish, and our sous vide egg salad (sous vide eggs with Kewpie mayo, tarragon, white wine vinegar & dill).
Go Deluxe to add cold-smoked salmon & capers to the board. The egg salad scales with your order, and the more you order, the less per dozen.
Free pickup at ModHaus — 3829 SE Division St, Portland. No delivery fee.
Gift a Box
Send breakfast that lands — with a note
Every box ships vac-packed with a printed note tucked inside — so it lands as an experience, not just breakfast.
Swipe the experience — the box, the unboxing, the note, the bagels →
Send one box
Add a name and a note — we print it, tuck it in, and ship it vac-packed anywhere on the West Coast.
For teams
Sending at scale?
We tailor the card to the moment, so every box does a job:
